Four hot dogs

That's right. Four hot dogs I've never had four hot dogs. But it was the nacho cheese and smashed tortilla chips that made it happen. The recipe is easy.
One part hot dog. One part nacho cheese and smashed tortilla chips. One part hoping it all works out.
I've been told this is how they do it in Tuscon. They make and eat four hot dogs and sit out in the sun until they go bad.
All in all, it was three too many hot dogs but I didn't have enough ice cream to make me feel bad so...as they say in Tucson, "eat four hot dogs."
In Phoenix, they say, "when in Tuscon...?...!"
I went through all this trouble because Chicago Style Hot Dogs are terrible. Except for the ones they serve at Alinea.
I'm making another website. This one is for the people working on "The Edge Of The Parking Lot" (my newest movie).
Full disclosure: There are sausages in the movie.