Tuesday, May 07, 2013
Monday, March 25, 2013
Stuck in an elevator
Great. Now I'm stuck. The doors are shut good now. Wait. Someone's welding the door shut. Shoot. Oh wait. That's just someone welding the door shut. Wait. That's bad. No wait. It's fine. It's just a pop tart. It's luring me out of my cage. I say "treat". Now I'm stuck. Except I guess I'm not.
See you tomorrow.
As soon as you get out of that elevator.
Monday, March 11, 2013
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Most importantly, I'm getting school stuff done. Figured out my editing software enough to do my editing for video production class. Ready to start rounding up the cast and crew for the movie. The novel is wrapping up the first draft. I wish Paul F. Tompkins could do the audio book. Or Robert Buscemi. I need an unnaturally upbeat interpretation of this main character.
Still nervous about the movie.
Oh. And I figured out whatever it is that's going on. I'll tell you when I see you. It takes a nice, face to face over coffee meeting. A blog post just wouldn't express the subtleties involved in the answer.
Monday, February 04, 2013
Friday, February 01, 2013
The book I'm working on...
“Please proceed slowly and carefully to the tables and counters as they are available. Please do not drink coffee quickly as it can burn your throat. At such time as it is deemed appropriate I will ask three holiday themed trivia questions. And now a toast. To the holidays. You may drink.”
My shoulders quaked, as if I was being pulled back by the giant unseen hand of God. The spirit of John Smith was giving my spirit an allergic reaction. I disapproved.
“I must add conditions. If you don’t mind, John.”
---why the boring name you might ask, blog reader? Who's talking to who? You will find out later when it's done. And who knows? By then, this part may have been edited out.