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Thursday, September 15, 2005

The advertisements at the top of the page should be about blogging

I just blogged in this blogs rival blog again. I hope none of you are angry with me. I'm a man with two blogs. Pretty cool. I wonder if I signed up for 2850 blogs (all in different interests) would I suddenly be famous? I think I would. I see no reason why I shouldn't start organizing this whole thing.

First, a physics blog.
Then, a theoretical physics blog.
Then, a theoretical metaphysics blog.
Then, a metatheoretical physics blog.
Then, a metathealorettalynn physically blog.
Then, a psychomegaly center blog.
Then, a Hillary Swank bashing blog.
Then, a blog on the merits of evil.
Then, a blog on the merits of fighting evil.
Then, a blog about love.
Then, a blog about cats barbed penises.
Then, a blog about the paranormal.
Then, a blog about the normal.
Then, a blog about metatheoretical psychoparanormality in space.
Then, a blog about Henry Rollins.
Then, a blog about the blob.
Then, a blog about a goober.
Then, a blog about a booger.
Then, a blog about my neighbor.
Then, a blog about the bloggy man.
Then, a blog about whether to say " a blog about..." or "a...blog".
Then, a whether to say "a blog about..." or "a...blog" blog.

That's 22. Only 2828 left to think of. Then I'll take a day off work and sign up for all these. Then I'll blog. I might need to start a blogging sweat shop. Who's in? Do you have any small children that could be put in a room with 10,000 chimpanzees and blog all day? Does anyone have the chimps?
I have the chimps and it hurts like hell.
A blog about chimps! (the disease)
A blog about chimps! (the punk band from the 70's)
A blog about chimps! (the cop show about the California Highway Military Police)
A blog about chimps! (The nickname of a gorilla I know who does this great impression of a chimp...the punk band.)
Hamlet! I win!

It's gonna be a long hard road, but I think I'm on the right track.

A blog about tracks...

A different blog

So now I have to split my brains for blogging. I just signed up on a comedian website and they have a blog too. So if you want to see a website with a bunch of comedians on it go to www.comedysoapbox.com

Soon I'll post video and stuff up to the site.

But for now, I'm going to eat cheese.

That's my new plan, from today until next friday I'm doing just cheese. It's a diet that calls for just cheese. It's called the cheese diet. It's named after a Dr. Cheese. And I'm eating pieces of Dr. Cheese. Dr. Cheese is also a carbonated beverage and I froze some so I could eat pieces of it. It goes great with cheese.
Okay now everybody stand still. Look at the birdie. Now fake a smile!
C'est frommage!

I wonder how this blog will be different from my new blog.

Well, there's only one way to find out. Make them fight.

In the white shorts with the glow-in-the-dark picture of Johnny Depp, is this blog. And in the the Khaki pants and bloody apron, the new blog.

Ding-ding.

And...I'm down.

10!

I lose!

Everybody loses!