Stuck in an elevator

I'm stuck in an elevator. No wait. I'm fine. No, hang on, wait. Now I'm stuck again. Wait. There she goes. I'm out. Why am I going back in? Because I dropped my keys in there. Now the doors have closed and I'm stuck. I've been here for what seems like months. No wait. I'm out. I'm in the hall. How are you? No that's not you? It's a sign pointing to the elevator? Telling me that that's how to get places?
Great. Now I'm stuck. The doors are shut good now. Wait. Someone's welding the door shut. Shoot. Oh wait. That's just someone welding the door shut. Wait. That's bad. No wait. It's fine. It's just a pop tart. It's luring me out of my cage. I say "treat". Now I'm stuck. Except I guess I'm not.
Good night.
See you tomorrow.
As soon as you get out of that elevator.