The great-great nephew of Bad Tempered Buffalo has been abducted by a UFO.

I've had a pretty good couple of days. A really Zen happy yesterday and a fun philosophical/spiritual teatherball with a world champ in the sport today. The consensus is that I was abducted by aliens at the age of four AND my spirit guides visitted me around the same time. Who should I listen to? The aliens? They have their good points like interstellar travel and the ability to do shit to people without them knowing. The negative is they seem kind of lonely and desperate. The spirit guides are great in that they help us all feel convinced of a oneness and a power in nature. But there's no interstellar travel...at least not in a ship. It could be that they both do the astral travel thing.
I wonder if the aliens have had anything to do with the native american spirit guides. Is it all a mind control procedure? Or is it that UFO's are actually spiritual conveyances rather than material ones? It's tough to know. That's why I plan on asking the next crazy person I meet. They seem to have great theories. The guy that keeps telling nobody that "they don't know what they're talking about," seems cool. He's gotta know something. What about the little Phillipino guy that just starts laughing. He's absolutely got knowledge that I don't. Next time I see him I'll ask him if the UFO's have anything to do with vision quests.

What do YOU think?