What's on the Menu?

Roast beef witha sida SANDWICH!

Attention Jerkstore customers, we have a sale on aisle nine, buy two Jerks, get one free A-hole!!!!

So anyway.........Hot Sanwich here, still livin' the dream Southwest Style, just finished a bowl of chili, which is something they only have here, in The Real America! You wish you had it there, in Fake America, but you don't. Oh no! You don't.

What else is going on?

Watching television, which I LOVE!

Doing sex on the ladies, which THEY love!

Fanning the flames of Revolution, which EVERYONE loves!

And dumping. Lots and lots of good turd dumping..............sweet.

Want to watch? Good.

Contact me for details. You know the way. Don't delay. Call today!

(you're gay)

Love,
(sound of screaching eagle)