The hidden secret blog.
This is a blog that is a secret. You'll never know it's here. I laid low for a long time and now, right when you thought I wasn't going to blog anymore, I'm back. It's like a hidden track at the end of a cd. Except nobody uses cd's anymore. It's all mp3's now. Or there are some people going backwards to more reliable modes of recording and playback like training an old cat to repeat stuff you say. Then while the cat is repeating it, you use a laser pointer pointed at the shell of a nearby turtle and the cat takes care of the percussion as well.
This blog is like that.
I am outside because I live in the future where you can be outside and be on the internet and no one even looks at you funny. By the way, the future officially started on April 3, 2008. So before that was the present. Now is later and the future is the distant future now with deference to the ancient past which is gone but not forgotten unless they didn't have writing back then. Or you could check a really old turtle pounding cat for some more detailed information.
I just wanted to let you who sought out and found this hidden track blog entry that you win.
That's it.
You win.
I hope you're satisfied.
I hope that makes your day.
You are a winner.
And what do you win?
An inside tip:
I will start another blog soon.
And it will start another blog even sooner.
And then later when the present/future boundaries are squared away, there will be an exponential growth in the amount of blogs that I will create.
One will be called, "Watch out Mavis!" It will be very specific to a woman named Mavis. Maybe a lot of you won't want to read that one because it's really just for Mavis.
The next one will be called, "Absolutely!" where I just whole-heartedly agree with everything that I say.
Later, a blog will be called, "I'm in the future but I still can't find my keys." Self-explanatory. In fact, that blog will constantly be explaining itself.
If any of you would like a transcript of these blogs, you should repeat them aloud to a speech to text translating computer program and have it print it out for you to have delivered at a future time.
And there you have it.
You've been moved and shaken and the next time we talk, I'll tell you what else you were.
Thanks for being the guy or lady who read this.
This blog is like that.
I am outside because I live in the future where you can be outside and be on the internet and no one even looks at you funny. By the way, the future officially started on April 3, 2008. So before that was the present. Now is later and the future is the distant future now with deference to the ancient past which is gone but not forgotten unless they didn't have writing back then. Or you could check a really old turtle pounding cat for some more detailed information.
I just wanted to let you who sought out and found this hidden track blog entry that you win.
That's it.
You win.
I hope you're satisfied.
I hope that makes your day.
You are a winner.
And what do you win?
An inside tip:
I will start another blog soon.
And it will start another blog even sooner.
And then later when the present/future boundaries are squared away, there will be an exponential growth in the amount of blogs that I will create.
One will be called, "Watch out Mavis!" It will be very specific to a woman named Mavis. Maybe a lot of you won't want to read that one because it's really just for Mavis.
The next one will be called, "Absolutely!" where I just whole-heartedly agree with everything that I say.
Later, a blog will be called, "I'm in the future but I still can't find my keys." Self-explanatory. In fact, that blog will constantly be explaining itself.
If any of you would like a transcript of these blogs, you should repeat them aloud to a speech to text translating computer program and have it print it out for you to have delivered at a future time.
And there you have it.
You've been moved and shaken and the next time we talk, I'll tell you what else you were.
Thanks for being the guy or lady who read this.
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