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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

That's it for today.

I went to my psychologist today after having picked up "Scientific American: Special Edition. A Matter of Time." Turns out Scientific American is thinking about time too. Good to know.
Anyway, after a fruitful hour with my therapist I can report some progress but most importantly, I can report that I almost made my therapist cry. I almost made my therapist cry.
She covered her face and told me that I almost made her weep.
That's how bad my childhood was apparently. Or at least some parts of it.
Next session, I'm going to punch her and see what happens.
(No. Not really, FBI. Joke.)

Okay so that's it for today.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Here's another wild theory.

So because of parallel universes, not only is everything you're doing, being replicated infinitely, but also the thing you just did that you really enjoyed doing is being done again and again and again and that's you doing it so smile a little bigger next time because you're not just enjoying it a little bit. Your enjoyment is infinite.
And if you don't believe it's you, just wait till you die and find out that all you have to do is be curious about something and you're living it. Then you're really going where you want to go, huh?
But then there are also those alternate realities where you get charged five dollars every time you do anything. Not just anything fun but anything. Take a left? Five dollars! Smiling? That'll be a fin! Don't have five dollars? That's half a sawbuck!
Parallel universes allow you to never say goodbye to your favorite moments...unless you want to.
OUT.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Wild Theory-The Physics Gods

Hey everybody,
Here's another wild theory. I'm very surprised that anyone actually read my blog yesterday, considering that I hadn't posted anything for ten days. Happily, there's Ed, Julia and Scott. Enough humanity. Here's wild theory.

I believe that the best way to open your mind to the understanding of different dimensions that a human brain isn't set up to understand (such as a universe with a different kind of time or none at all)is to think of it in terms of the gods of Greek and Roman mythology. Like want to think of a different kind of time? Think of how Dave Lateral Time would act at a party with Steve Circular Space. It makes the events of that universe act like a hollow tube of probability or a series of disjointed rings.

What about Billy Blue Gravity? I don't even know what that means. But I'll bet if I found a way to define colors relationship to the gravity I'm in, for instance, something like the usage of the doppler red/blue shift, I could figure out what blue gravity is and from there I could personify it and see how Billy Blue Gravity parties with his little brother Jimmy No Electro-magnetism. I would imagine that that whole universe would collapse on itself.

But could something happen from there? I don't know. I don't think the same rules apply in a "blue-hole".

Better chemistry throug living, I always say.

I saw Nanny McPhee tonight. Great movie.