Hello cruel world.

Scott is stupid.
Becca is a stupid.
Santa is a darn stupid.
Steve is a darn Sergeant Stupid.
My wife is a darn special stupid.
Jackie is a so darn stupid.
Julia is a darn stupidly stupid.
Don Hall is a darn stupendously stupid.
Ed Thurman is a darn stupid, stupid, potatoe stupid.

There. That should've done it. I should have alienated my entire audience now.
And now watch the true art begin!

Oh. That reminds me.

Lindsay is a stupid. And she's back in town.