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Friday, June 15, 2007

Balls Deep!

The triumphant return of Santos L. Halper! He's a big, hairy gay man who lives in a fake apartment across the street from a fake bar filled with fake people eating $1 cheeseburgers with tater-tots and talkin' 'bout baseball. He's a hoot!

One time, Santos tried to do it with me, but I resisted. I let him give me a BJ, but only because he seemed so DESPERATE! Santos' best-gay-friend is a guy named Steve, he joined the military just for the Man Factor, he showers six times a day, I asked him why, and he said he can only masturbate in the shower.

They LOVE Irish people over there!

Santos, Steve, keep on keepin' on...for me.

p.s. Churchill is a dummy

Love,
ttocS

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