The difference.
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Get it?
It's a rhythm.
I'm playing my keyboard.
my favorite part is: lkl;jjkl;klj;jkl;
although, "adflkskljl;akdsfkjlfads;kljlkjjls;adfljkladsf;klkjl;asdflkjlsadfk" is not without it's own charm.
I'm wondering if someday in the future a computer will read those letters like it was binary code except with 26 options. And when it reads this, it'll go, "Shit! Awesome! I've got to tell a cop and a priest and a lawyer and that hot chick computer that I've been visitting at the strip club!" But it won't tell it's mother.
Today, I said something to someone that they said sounded like a Mitch Hedberg line. I got a little frustrated. I wish he hadn't died because now everybody things I'm doing Mitch Hedberg even though half of the people didn't know of him until he died and most of the people forget that "absurd" humor doesn't only belong to the late Mr. Hedberg. Remember Steven Wright? And before him, Steve Martin? "I was born a poor black child"... And before that, Eugene Ionesco's plays were amazingly absurd.
I think people are thinking alot about a very talented man who died too soon and don't realize that they are so affected by it that it is coloring the way they see others motives and thoughts.
By the way what I said was, "My front door of my apartment building had a note on it this morning that said, 'This door is out of order'. But I thought I'd try it anyway. Sure enough, when I reached for the door, I closed it, then I went in, then I left, then I opened the door."
Steve Martin could have said it too. Hell, when Lenny Bruce was riffing, he'd stumble across some brilliant non-political nonsense. Definitely Steven Wright could've said it. And sure, Mitch Hedberg could have said it...but I said it.
And now:
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Did you see the difference from what I did before? It was subtle but it was there. This time I put "i"'s in there.
Touche'
Get it?
It's a rhythm.
I'm playing my keyboard.
my favorite part is: lkl;jjkl;klj;jkl;
although, "adflkskljl;akdsfkjlfads;kljlkjjls;adfljkladsf;klkjl;asdflkjlsadfk" is not without it's own charm.
I'm wondering if someday in the future a computer will read those letters like it was binary code except with 26 options. And when it reads this, it'll go, "Shit! Awesome! I've got to tell a cop and a priest and a lawyer and that hot chick computer that I've been visitting at the strip club!" But it won't tell it's mother.
Today, I said something to someone that they said sounded like a Mitch Hedberg line. I got a little frustrated. I wish he hadn't died because now everybody things I'm doing Mitch Hedberg even though half of the people didn't know of him until he died and most of the people forget that "absurd" humor doesn't only belong to the late Mr. Hedberg. Remember Steven Wright? And before him, Steve Martin? "I was born a poor black child"... And before that, Eugene Ionesco's plays were amazingly absurd.
I think people are thinking alot about a very talented man who died too soon and don't realize that they are so affected by it that it is coloring the way they see others motives and thoughts.
By the way what I said was, "My front door of my apartment building had a note on it this morning that said, 'This door is out of order'. But I thought I'd try it anyway. Sure enough, when I reached for the door, I closed it, then I went in, then I left, then I opened the door."
Steve Martin could have said it too. Hell, when Lenny Bruce was riffing, he'd stumble across some brilliant non-political nonsense. Definitely Steven Wright could've said it. And sure, Mitch Hedberg could have said it...but I said it.
And now:
adfjk;jka;lskjl;sadfjkl;sadfjlk;jadsf;kljklsadfl;kjjlkadsflkjkl;asdfkjl;jl;klikl;asfkjjkl;sadfjlkasdfkl;jadsfk;jlj;aldsk;jlasdfl;kkljadsfl;kjkjl;adsflkj;asdfj;kli;jklsadjkl;l;jkadskl;jadsfjl;ksadfkjl;jasdf;lklj;asdfklj;asdfjlk;ljlsadfklj;sadfjk;li;klsadjkljk;jlsadkjl;asdfjkl;lsadfk;jljk;aldjkl;asdfjkl;asdfkjl;kas;dfjkl;asdflk;ji
Did you see the difference from what I did before? It was subtle but it was there. This time I put "i"'s in there.
Touche'
posted by Churchill at 7:05 PM
5 Comments:
If it's any consolation - I didn't knw who Mitch Hedberg was. I still don't. You could put him in a romm with nine other strangers and I would only know it's him because he'd be the dead guy... unless there were a couple other dead guys there too. Then I still wouldn't know who he is.
Dunno who Mitch Hedberg was either. You know what else I don't know about a comedian who died too soon? Whether Bobcat Goldthwaite screamed when he went through the windshield.
Oh-no-I-did-n't.
bobcat goldthwaite is dead?
Maybe Jackie's thinking of Sam Kinison. I could see how that could happen.
Scott's lust for life is dead.
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