Midgets are candy.
This blog is about getting blog readers. If you are already reading this, you may disregard this. If you are not currently reading this, then listen up. I need you to come here a minute. I'm not going to hit you. I just want to talk to you for a second...well it took me 59 seconds to type that sentence.
Just wondering why you're not reading this. Any answers as to why you're not reading this? Is it because we just spoke? Is it because, "it's enough already with the Chris Churchill"?
So...what's up? Nothing important, I guess, if you're reading this. I mean, you're not checking with me to see what I think about Health Care Reform, right? Even though I think that people shouldn't get sick or injured. Then we'd have more time.
See what I mean? It's simple. All you have to do is read. You don't have to think, contemplate or consider. Just read. Breathe every once in a while. I don't even care if you eat or excrete waste. Just breathe and read.
Want to hear what I think about the war? What war? I don't know. What's on t.v.? Uh-oh. It's that really depressing reality show about some war. I hate it. They should cancel that war and just give everyone a nice severance.
What about the future? What do I think about the future? I won't know til I get there, I guess. Unless, wait...it's coming to me. I know what I think about the future. However, to tell you what I think about it would prevent me from being born and then I'd have to do an entirely different blog. And frankly, I'm not prepared for that. It's been a rough life so far and I'd rather not start all over again.
What do I think about global warming? I think polar bears stranded on drifting ice is cute at first. Then it gets depressing, so I turn that war program which leads me to turn off the television and huff "Breck".
If it was really getting warmer, wouldn't somebody say something? I mean, I know I don't listen to anyone, but I swear I haven't anything about global warming.
What do I think about the Mars probe? What goes around comes around doesn't it Martians? How do like being probed?
What do I think about blogging? Well, I've had four good thoughts in my life and I can't remember any of them. But luckily, at least two of them are still on line in my 2005 blog entries. If I think of anything good from here on out, I'll let you know.
Like this: "I've thought of a good thing!" And, though you can't see me, my finger will be raised triumphantly in the air. Then I will recount the good thing that I thought and you will reply anonymously that you already knew that and that I should move back to Saskatoon and tell an Eskimo. And then it's on because Eskimos hate being called Eskimos. They're little people.
And midgets are candy.
Don't ever forget.
Midgets are candy.
Just wondering why you're not reading this. Any answers as to why you're not reading this? Is it because we just spoke? Is it because, "it's enough already with the Chris Churchill"?
So...what's up? Nothing important, I guess, if you're reading this. I mean, you're not checking with me to see what I think about Health Care Reform, right? Even though I think that people shouldn't get sick or injured. Then we'd have more time.
See what I mean? It's simple. All you have to do is read. You don't have to think, contemplate or consider. Just read. Breathe every once in a while. I don't even care if you eat or excrete waste. Just breathe and read.
Want to hear what I think about the war? What war? I don't know. What's on t.v.? Uh-oh. It's that really depressing reality show about some war. I hate it. They should cancel that war and just give everyone a nice severance.
What about the future? What do I think about the future? I won't know til I get there, I guess. Unless, wait...it's coming to me. I know what I think about the future. However, to tell you what I think about it would prevent me from being born and then I'd have to do an entirely different blog. And frankly, I'm not prepared for that. It's been a rough life so far and I'd rather not start all over again.
What do I think about global warming? I think polar bears stranded on drifting ice is cute at first. Then it gets depressing, so I turn that war program which leads me to turn off the television and huff "Breck".
If it was really getting warmer, wouldn't somebody say something? I mean, I know I don't listen to anyone, but I swear I haven't anything about global warming.
What do I think about the Mars probe? What goes around comes around doesn't it Martians? How do like being probed?
What do I think about blogging? Well, I've had four good thoughts in my life and I can't remember any of them. But luckily, at least two of them are still on line in my 2005 blog entries. If I think of anything good from here on out, I'll let you know.
Like this: "I've thought of a good thing!" And, though you can't see me, my finger will be raised triumphantly in the air. Then I will recount the good thing that I thought and you will reply anonymously that you already knew that and that I should move back to Saskatoon and tell an Eskimo. And then it's on because Eskimos hate being called Eskimos. They're little people.
And midgets are candy.
Don't ever forget.
Midgets are candy.
posted by Churchill at 2:17 PM
2 Comments:
I'm reading!! I'm reading!!! I'm reading!!!
Man, I didn't know you had started your show. That's awesome.
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