I am at work.

And I am working. This is how you work. You work for a little bit of time and then you stop working to blog. But don't forget to get paid. That's the important part. If you can get paid to do nothing and then add to the nothing, something you'd prefer to be doing, then it's like you're getting paid to do something you like doing. So in my mind, I am officially a professional blogger until I finish this blog.
Here's the political rant:

MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST. FURTHERMORE, MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE JOHN MCCAIN IS THE SUPERBUDDHA AND THAT HILLARY CLINTON IS THE EXTRAMOHAMMED. THEREFORE, THE QUESTION IS, WOULD YOU VOTE AGAINST SOMETHING OR FOR SOMETHING AND THE ANSWER IS YES. YES I DO. AND, SADLY, I AM. FOLLOW THAT WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY JR.!

Thank you.